Is the first man?"
"George · Washington, " a little boy right away calls a way,beats by dr dre pro.
"You how can anyone know George ·is Washington the first man?"The teacher asks a way and tolerates ground to smile.
The little boy says:"because he is the wartime first, and the first, in the people heart the first."
A boy of big point son raises a hand at this time.
"So, " teacher says to him, "do you think that who the first man is?"
The boy of "I don't know his name, " a little bit big son says that"but I know to isn't George ·Washington, teacher.Because history in the book says, George ·Washington take a widow, so affirm to still have a men in his front."
The story/Wu Lin's unauthorized biography of the text chapter 4029 silly son-in-law and mothers-in-law lets the stage dialogue/wife that people chock with laughter I want to take out a smoke
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:26 chapter word numbers:2408
Is big the beginning of the year two, silly two sons-in-law and big sons-in-laws together give mother-in-law, the mother-in-law dad makes New Year's visits, wine Han of, look down upon the silly son-in-law's mother-in-law dad to figure out his ugly, make out questions to write a poem difficult is silly son-in-law.The first poem request is to use greatly, small, many, little four wordses write a poem, the big son-in-law soon makes:
Lo this umbrella:
Push open greatly, shut to die small, the rainy day is much used, pure sky of use of little.
The mother-in-law dad happily ordered to nod to mean quite good, silly son-in-law's suppressing to get red in the face don't also figure out how make, suddenly saw a mother-in-law, hence blurt out:
That thing of mother-in-law:
Squating down is big, stand small, the mother-in-law dad uses much in the evening and uses littlely in the daytime.
The mother-in-law dad listenned to, again spirit again angered, can the poem have no wrong, also not blame, hence again topic, request to use to sign a station, good-looking, 1 flock, dismiss four phrases to write a poem.Big son-in-law, Zhang Kou, had:
Weeping willow underground signs a station, green the greenery is attractive, recruited a group of sparrow birds, eagle first, they dismiss.
Is quite good, quite good, the mother-in-law dad is getting more happy, the silly son-in-law risked danger again, and a title saw a mother-in-law again and had already got a brainwave to come right away:
Mother-in-law's underground signs a station and spend the inside beard Shao attractive, recruited a group of lovers, old Zhang first, they dismiss.
Once the dad of the mother-in-law listen to, really want to beat silly son-in-law's slap, can have no reason, again 1, ask for using a matter to describe that his horse runs quickly, big son-in-law slightly on deliberating, export great Ma Dao:
The hair is green silk hurl stove in, I ride quickly right away Tokyo and back and forth go back and forth 3,000 insides, returning to the green silk didn't°yet be eventually.
Mother-in-law dad hasn't responded after listenning to, the mother-in-law fears the silly son-in-law gives her difficult again to see, in the mind a hasty, carelessly'collapse'of put fart, silly son-in-law a listen to happy:
The mother-in-law collapses of fart, I ride quickly right away west ground, back and forth go back and forth 4,000 inside, mother-in-law's ass hasn't shut while coming back.
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The jade of Tong Xiang:the sum is wrong, sum the true drop is wrong, sum just shoulded not marry to here in the beginning, the sum didn't marry to here, sum drop husband can't die, sum drop the husband was deathless, the sum couldn't degenerate to this sad place ……
White exhibition hall:alas, the body of young master runs the life of hall!
Lyu Xiu just:Confucius said, Shakespeare says, Whilethereislife, thereishope.Stay green mountain at, not afraid have no the firewood burn.
Li Da Dun Zui:can not pass that with you be can not pass with me, can not pass that with me be can not pass with my uncle, can not pass that with my uncle be can not pass with dynasty court, do you ask him to dare to can not pass with dynasty court?Is low-key, low-key, all low-key.
Mo Xiao Bei:walk his/her own road, let they beat of go to!
Wishing is matchless: put me ……
The Xing catches a head: mother ……
The Yan is small six:your surname?Call?Which come?Arrive where go to?How many persons is home?Person all how many grounds?Ground inside how many cows?Said ……!
Guo:you make sure certain and affirmative?
:I don't deny vetoing and negative!
Show just:(climb table, face Ji to have no life, the Duo Duo is pressing)have inevitable contact between cosmos and I?Does the cosmos have an end?Does time have length?Where does past time disappear?Does future time where stop again?I pose in this a moment of a question still the problem that you just heard?!
Small Ji:(Nu explosion)I killed you(clench show collar of dress to raise Zhang desire to clap just)
Show just:(the Jie voice roar loud)BE who killed me, but I have already killed who-?!
Small Ji:(be shown just stunned speechless, fall to sit seat once, thoroughly blurred)is that I killed me ……?!
Show just:answer exactitude!(Back Ji to have no life the just opposite seat do to settle)begin ……
(Is public to together see the Ji having no life)
Heaven, you are a high near sight to add to spread light, still green light old flower cataract, you are blind this appearance, don't do a retinal surgical operation as well?
Lotus:have murderous look!
Is small six:for me look after good I seven Jiu Mu Ye and his three nieces!
Xiang jade(is painful):whole country's biggest acting skill parties is you!
Exhibition hall(is angry):who!Who is it the acting skill that send?Who is acting skill to send!Call names!
The exhibition hall faces a lens and plays softly hair slightly, tiny tiny a smile:I am an idol parties:)
Is matchless:you had to once listen to the intelligent person say, the little idiot says to have no of story?
Lotus:have no~~~~!
Is matchless:
Lotus:
Old white:go, the whole 《the forest of Norway 》 see.
Show just:please, this is what age, which have the book of so small property to see.
Old white:have no can't you write?
Show just:why not make me write the scrolls in Chinese New Year.
Boss's wife:your word too stem too thin, not pleased celebrate, stay pure clear write.
The jade of Tong Xiang:what is your target ?
Lotus Guo:BE a peerless female Xia.
The jade of Tong Xiang:so far lift its stem what, say one near.
Lotus Guo:rise wages.
The jade of Tong Xiang:this than front one is still far.
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To go out by long distance train together a couple is all person who has a request due to being all young man.On a train have already requested how to do!The husband can not be other passengers noodles to say to the wife: the wife want you!Words like this!What to do then?
Hence, faced before setting out a couple to think a way, if the husband has a request, say to the wife:daughter-in-law's son!I want to smoke and give the root the smoke!If a say like this.The wife knows that the husband needed, hence they together in the toilet on the train solve for a while.
Unexpectedly, this way still really make.Whenever husband a have already requested and then said to the wife:wife!Give a smoke!The wife says: see your dead kind!Want smoke to take out again!Come outside to take out!Hence ……ha ha ……
The strategy for gaining time of the text chapter 4030 service young lady/who eat my aphrodisiac/short piece the joke is 20
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:26 chapter word numbers:3059
One friend works in the service and usually receives a customer to complain.
Friend is a training has a vegetable of connect a line member, usually meet very difficult deal with of customer, the words tube there sometimes spreads of the growls will clearly stream into our ear, usually is that several:"Hurry, otherwise ……"
By this time, she was like a person noding and admiring the waist should answer:"You don't get angry, I give you solution right away."
According to reason, the friend so well takes
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