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This person has no wife.But also have no culture.One day he goes shopping to see an advertisement card on the street.Up there is a beauty.But he incognizant word.There is an individual saying to a words at this time[replace women to use]he thinks that I live to pull quick 50 pull to have everything to pull.Be have no wife.Ascend in ask attendant.This[replace women to use of]want how much ah?The attendant tells him to want 30 dollars.Ha ha he a listen to very mean.Ask to have again more expensive of ah?The attendant tells him that this is the first time we bought the person that doesn't earn money a listen to take pull 50 dollars to pull attendant.Still say to keep the change to pull.Return to a home he makes this replacing the women[of]machine that pulls/see the top containing a hole.Still have already blocked that.[1.2.3]3 blocks he thinks 1 is slow 2 is medium 3 is quick.Take out to pull a chicken put in the hole lira he thinks that this is the first time to use slow.When he presses to move press twist is shout loudly quickly that pulls a chicken.Seeing all of the top is bloods.The skin didn't pull he thinks that I say of how mean affirm to isn't good and then seek attendant to the store.But he is ashamed to speak and then do to pull a hand to try attendant to know to what mean pull.Tell him we this be not which thing ah is the machine that replaces women to slice vegetables?Ask you to use to pull again several block?Which individual say to use to pull a to block.The attendant listens to pull and then say to you are lucky we this machine 1 block is a paring of 2 block is slice quick of 3 block is wring something to sink.If you use to pull 3 block of words.Can eat today'the beef sink of dumpling'pull
A spool of joke brocade's gathering the people of chapter 3695 planet Pluto is innocent-write in planet Pluto drive after kicking
Planet Pluto drive the Earth the person after kicking out solar system nine major planets really felt too unfair, the Earth did the person so give° planet Pluto to kick?I estimate that the news in nowadays has already spread to planet Pluto, the yonder people estimate affirmation to cut up rough, also have the kid there affirmative also know, they will also sad of, there is also the animal there, they will also produce hostility to the person of the Earth, there is certainly also planet Pluto of small strong!If they know their their own stars be after kicking out 9 major planets perhaps start an attack against the person of the Earth!From hit persons the type discover that planet Pluto rises, she after all kept company with our mankind for more than 70 years, how to say to kick and then kick mankind?I feel that mankind's aming like this absolutely is feelings that hurt planet Pluto up all living creatures!Is the behavior of morals convention in the violation cosmos of a kind of immorality!I listen to a friend who comes back from planet Pluto say, they build there of lead to a permafrost red carpet will finish construction right away, and a lot of boat tickets all already sell go to!In the so decisive time, mankind incredibly so give°ed planet Plu to kick out 9 major planets!Have already brought about a mightiness "anti-ly" on planet Pluto in nowadays high tide!People all refund one after another!Even some planet Pluto still threaten"let the Earth disappear from the solar system"!The mankind lost a precious of and people intimacy in planet Pluto opportunity to get in touch with!In the feeling all and sigh at the same time, we also saw the Earth the person's an ugly side, we the Earth the person overed like this to planet Pluto more than 70 years of imagination, and people in planet Pluto to the fine permafrost imagine be also settled a space at cosmos 383838!The mastermind of planet Pluto"%-*)( ·# ￥" the Sir feel sorry to the Earth person's behavior and concern, and already and the Earth the person rupture ambassador class signal relation in the cosmos!Mars ambassador's uncle Martin also feels exasperation to the Earth person's conduct and actions, while the leader of the moon then supports the Earth person's way of doing!The lives of solar system all know that being kicked of planet Pluto is an opportunity to select 9 major planet once in a lifetimes to the moon!But the moon the person Be getting wronger!The Earth person will not let the moon and they are even to rise even sit, bring into 9 major planets together!But Jupiter and Saturn then seem to be to compare neutral to this matter, because own on the earth the amount can not estimate of nuclear weapon machine, twos still finally press under this kind of Yin Wei consentient button, but Uranus, Neptune although relating to with planet Pluto is very quite good,their cosmos real strenght is smaller and weak, even most at least of solar energy absorb the plank all import from the Venus!And the Venus is also objection to this matter, their leader"Lyu Lyu the earth will the Di Du admire to expect virtuous" also to permafrost conduct and actions put forward a protest, but the Earth the person neglect the objection of many planets and finally still keep agreeing with by 5, 3 objection, under the circumstance of an abstention, became planet Pluto short planet like this.I not understand!Only you the Earth the talented person go together with to be "citizen in the cosmos"?????
I sincerely appeal all Earth people!If we still have some conscience, please don't forget planet Pluto, finally and one day the Earth person and the people of planet Pluto will walk to arrive together of!And also conceive the posterity of an Earth person and person in planet Pluto!These posterities finally will change residence to Mars!I the friends of those planet Pluto, wish our comity long save!We decree by destiny from will meet!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3696 idiocy to violate/long range treatment
A young age girl dress Shan not and wholely runs to report a case to police station
Police!!Police!I am violated by an idiocy!!
Police:Yi??How do you know that he is an idiocy??
Girl:because he is so stupid and want me to teach him, he just knows how the Mo violate me
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A rightness of sons old husband and wife are watching television.Host in the television says:"Everyone good, today's spot treatment is managed by me.I can pass television long range hair achievement, television front of audience as long as putting a hand on TV and put another hand in the infected part, then can accept my capability and then attain the purpose of treatment ……".
The old woman's stomach isn't very good, hence walk to side in the television, put a hand on TV, another hand puts in the stomach department.The old headman also moves over here, all alone put on TV, put in the abdomen department all alone.
The white of old woman the old headman is one eye, the way of Ji Feng:
"Old companion son, the somebody else just says to cure illness, doing not say can come back from the brink of death!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3697 light hull/elder brother Wei 2
Formerly have female female a pair open to travel a store, there is a rules in the store:Any businessman that leads road lives in all wanting of the trip's store with female female a pair go to bed.If the male doesn't go, have to leave goods to walk person;If the female female a pair doesn't go, the guest lives a store free.Led to also have no a men to take a goods for a long time trip store.Afterwards a men don't convince and live a store at the mid-night.He from think the strong he's body body is strong, for the sake of just in case, again secretly of hid a cow feet on the body.The result male doesn't go, he uses ascend cow feet.Female female a pair hurt next.Male of afraid leaks out, walk early in the morning on the second day.In the morning, the female female a pair discovered cow feet.The mother says:"Doing not blame him that Mo is severe, light hull this Mo is big!!''
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A farmer worries his rooster very much, the reason is that it doesn't mate with other hens, farmer took a bottle of elder brother Wei on this day, original wanted feed it 3 grain, but an accidentally lose let the whole bottle all the rooster ate, the rooster after eating very excited starts mating with all hens, day and night and continuously, led all hens are up ………
The farmer wishes at this time in a mess, the fruit doesn't expect however, the afternoon in three days, the farmer discovers that the rooster lies on the street, on the brink of death appearance, the sky hovers around a few aasvogels,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, the farmer denounces openly:"I know a meeting so"!
The rooster opens at this time an eye to say to the farmer:"Hiss!Don't be noisy, I am waiting those guy above down"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3698 revelation crazy/at most five times
An old woman makes a phone call police station to say:"Police officer, a man in the next door mansion bares body."
The police officer says:"Lady, we is right away."(After five minutes, this police officer arrives upon the scene)
The police officer asks:"Over there
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